I’m going to quit drinking and smoking if *he* shows up on my shower floor.
Maybe I’m not on the same “spiritual level” as some of these folk, so I’m just going to make some toast with grilled cheetos cheesus and retire for the night.
Oh, I did see the Obamassiah in the asphalt of my driveway. Problem was, I was spinning my tires and now he looks like Michael Jackson.
AWB
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Dan…the driveway thing got me LMAO!
Nice.