You have my sympathies regarding your loss, but lethal force is only legal to protect human life. Set up a camera instead.

Personally, I think the sign is kind of cool…
AND…it’s within the size alloted by the new city ordinance for lawn signage.
Someone’s been paying attention in class!

Bob E.-You know that, but, Obama supporters aren’t nearly as quick on the uptake.

Editor’s note: DUH. Thanks and corrected.
Pizza Guy

psst, Dan. It’s “you’re”, your is the possessive

peace out homeslice

Hey Dan, how’s about this:
Get a HUGE McCain/Palin BANNER, and stick it ONT THE DAMN ROOF…THEN let someone try to get at it…!

It does have the novelty of never having been tried…yet
You support your candidates with pride…
(And you can shoot those that attempt to deface it for criminal trespassing)

See?
Happy endings ALL around!

Are you sure it was an Obama supporter? I think it was a Ron Paul supporter…. We’re back!!

Happy hunting.

Robert, you are correct. But Dan can employ his freedom of speech to confront the perpetrator(s). He can even opine about their mother if he wishes. And if they get so angry that they take a swing at him…

well, self-defense rules!

Well I think Dan screwed up big time….

Dan assumed the people stealing the signs could read, let alone understand what the words spell out.

JQT:
I agree that those that stole the sign probably couldn’t read (and most likely don’t work), but perhaps they were told to abscond with the sign based on a philosophical construct I like to call:
“THE CANDY-LAND PRINCIPLE”

(If’ it’s BLUE and doesn’t begin with a “CIRCLE”…STEAL it or deface it)
And beware the chocolate swamp…!

B.G.

The “hunt” is half the fun - Happy Hunting Big D.

I noticed the “your” mistake as well, but I’m not big on making unwelcome grammar corrections. But since you welcome them, your headline should read:
“Mess with my sign again and you’re dead”.