Oct
21
2008
89-year-old Woman Arrested For Keeping Football Thrown in Her Yard…
Posted by: AWB in Just Funny, SportsBLUE ASH, Ohio (AP) - Police in Ohio say an 89-year-old woman is facing a charge of petty theft because neighborhood children accuse her of refusing to give back their football. More here.
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Had a situation like that in Philly with a soccer ball.
The cops came to my door, and I told him the NEXT TIME it comes in my yard..it WILL BECOME MY property, or will be returned after being “properly deflated with an icepick”.
Never had another problem.
And possession IS STILL 9/10ths of the law, folks!
Remember that.