How’s this for a funny dispatch?
SUSPICIOUS
Incident Address : HOMESTEAD RD & LIBERTY MILLS RD
12:45:16 09/15/2008
Dressed in a full gorilla outfit and walking a dog / poss s42 (intoxicated)
Another caller adv there is someone walking a dog in a gorilla outfit wb…the “person” has fallen a couple times…on Liberty Mills jwo the intersection.
LMAO – AWB
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I think the FWPD should have enlisted the aid of Jim Anderson on this call….might even have to keep him on “retainer”.
And good luck getting that “gorilla” to take a BREATHILIZER…LMAO!
Glad it didn’t happen in our neighborhood…the ACLU and the NAACP would have been all over that poor responding officer for “harrassment”!
(oops…did I just say that?)
ROFL!
B.G.
Bob,
All of your emails bounce. please call me at the office. 459-2521
LOL wow, i missed THAT one! that would have been a good dispatch to hear.
since i already had one person ask me JWO=”just west of”
Dan:
Using the I/E bare-ass naked worked just fine…thanks a bunch!
(and the email problem should be OK now)