It must have been a slow news day, considering Lehman Brothers and the crisis on Wall Street, which resulted in the street’s worse day in six years.

From the Journal Gazette:

A cow that might have just given birth was rescued from the Maumee River on Monday afternoon.

[...]

The cow’s owner told police the cow might have just given birth to a calf that slid into the river, with the mother going in after it. No calf was found.

Moo… Now that’s news.

AWB

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